Hazel probably has a really strong 1940’s New Orleans accent
Jason and Annabeth and Piper probably have that adorable California accent
Frank probably says “eh” instead of “why” a lot
Leo’s probably got a very fast, Spanish accent
Percy probably talks very fast also and has the only Northern accent and everyone teases him about it
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done
why this cat so big
why is this cat so licky
Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.
Just to point this out
he looks really sad about the no football one
New hobby: chasing homophobes on your period because they cannot associate with you
I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.
women in trades are treated like such fucking shit.
NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH
Because they clearly have a death wish.
We should grant that wish.
kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life